Reports are coming in that today was going to be the day that they were going to bring it back to you. Although this has caused some confusion in some quarters, they have been told that by now they should have somehow realised what they had to do.
Talking about the impending return of the 'it', the male of a courting couple took the last opportunity to tell his lover that he didn't believe that anybody felt the way he did, about her (now).
'All the roads we have to walk are winding' an AA spokesman articulated when asked the best way to get away from the 'it'. He also advised those fleeing to don a pair of sunglasses as 'all the lights that light the way are blinding'.
The return of the 'it' has been blamed on 'foreigners' by members of the EDL. Tommy Robinson, leader of the group said 'they are many things that I would like to say to them' but confessed his lack of a second language meant he didn't know how.
One resident has decided to stay home and see it out, hiding behind the construction of bricks in front of their house. 'Maybe, it's gonna be the one that saves me' he said, talking about bricks. 'After all, it's my wonderwall'.