Daily Mail bursts after World-Cup pensioner fan with cancer refused life-saving medication by the NHS and neglected by Haringuey Borough Council* jailed for having kiddie porn on the hard drive of his iPad which hackers discovered by phishing AT&T and flushing out 140,000 celebrity email addresses some of which were tied to Obama's White House Staff and others showed up in US Embassy in Afghanistan and on the day Wes McKinnock (pictured) was arrested for poedophilia his cute black & white cat which he had used to help groom 6 year-olds on Internet sites in spite of parental blocking got stuck in a tree and five fire brigades turned out to save it.
That was the headline. The entire newspaper was filled with sidebars and follow-ups to this single story and when it went to press, a large, squishy popping noise was heard.
*Yes! Them again.