Sacked elephant handler 'not quite up to the tusk' says boss
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Miss Prissy likes this as is, but thinks it might be even better if it somehow mentioned the guy was sacked for his height. These suggestions could mean the elephant is a dwarf, but they illustrate what she means:
Sacked dwarf elephant handler 'not quite up to the tusk'
Sacked dwarf elephant handler admits 'not being up to the tusk'
Sacked dwarf elephant handler sues, says he was 'up to the tusk'
(Miss Prissy is squawking that she favours that last one, and is pecking me with her beak. I'm putting her back in her box, now.)
How 'bout "Overwhelmed Handler of massive giant elephant not up to tusk"?
Dyslexic gnu keeper on fire-arms charge ?
haha - thanks for all of the alternatives especially dwarf handlers Miss Prissy ;0) Problem is you get dwarf elephants in your head - I do like making people work for the funny though.
'Arry - get that one up on the Writer's page!
I second the Harry motion.
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