Windsor Castle was today described as 'over the fucking moon' after it was announced that Harry the Halfblood Prince had been called up to play for Ghana. The manager of the national team Milovan Rajevac told newsbiscuit24live.com that the new selection policy was based on players having the name 'Prince' such as Kevin Prince Boateng and Prince Tagoe.
Rajevac is still short of a squad, though, as kit supplier Puma were not able to fit 'The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince' on the goalkeeping shirt.