After an 'independent review' decreed that it is fair and equitable to raise MP's salaries by at least 10%, the deputy Prime Minister today made another of the trademark speeches. Matching the peak in credibility attained during his student fees 'sorry' phase, Nick Clegg made another inspired judgement call and offered to forgo any such payrise. The English language is ill-equipped to fully reflect how impressed we all are.
Coalition has commissioned Chase and Status to set the deputy PM's latest pronouncement to a dubstep rendition of the Beatle's song 'Can't Buy Me Love', to crest the public wave of finding-Nick-Clegg-remotely-interesting. David Cameron is tipped to remain overseas until his toes have uncurled.