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They fuck you up, your mum and dad, plus added test tube DNA
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Posted 4 years ago #
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Of course it could be mum and mum, or dad and dad - or in this situation is one of the parents still a mum and the other a dad? Surely someone on NB will know, nobody here is a straight white male in his 50s after all (except possibly Lindy.......? some people just play it too close to stereotype). I am a black lesbian myself you know, the only one in the office.
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I'm no expert but I think you still need one of each and then one extra.
There's nowt wrong with being a black lesbian, lass. You shouldn't bottle it up, it's something to be proud of.Posted 4 years ago # -
They fuck you up your mum and dad
They didn't mean to but they do
They give you all the faults they had
And add some extra from a tube...Posted 4 years ago # -
Excellent. From memory the final verse is:
Man passes misery onto man
It deepens like a coastal shelf
Get out as quickly as you can
And don't go near the National HealthPosted 4 years ago # -
Wow literary!
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Running on the daily mash?
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I only very rarely read/look at the Mash/Spoof/Newsthump and as for the Onion: I've never paid for it in my life. I do check the last couple of pages or so before I stick anything on here but I'm not going to trawl the net for what is anyway a throw away line.
Posted 4 years ago #
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