variations on a theme by Philip Larkin
They fuck you up, your mum and dad, plus added test tube DNA
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Of course it could be mum and mum, or dad and dad - or in this situation is one of the parents still a mum and the other a dad? Surely someone on NB will know, nobody here is a straight white male in his 50s after all (except possibly Lindy.......? some people just play it too close to stereotype). I am a black lesbian myself you know, the only one in the office.
I'm no expert but I think you still need one of each and then one extra.
There's nowt wrong with being a black lesbian, lass. You shouldn't bottle it up, it's something to be proud of.
They fuck you up your mum and dad
They didn't mean to but they do
They give you all the faults they had
And add some extra from a tube...
Excellent. From memory the final verse is:
Man passes misery onto man
It deepens like a coastal shelf
Get out as quickly as you can
And don't go near the National Health
Running on the daily mash?
I only very rarely read/look at the Mash/Spoof/Newsthump and as for the Onion: I've never paid for it in my life. I do check the last couple of pages or so before I stick anything on here but I'm not going to trawl the net for what is anyway a throw away line.
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