The reputationS of the CIA, FBI, MFI and B&Q are in ruins this morning after a combined operation to capture wanted fugitive Edward Snowden ended in complete chaos. Following on from a number of usually reliable leads, many based on the photo fit picture of Snowden shown above that was released to the worlds press and social media networks, the same crack team that finally tracked down and eliminated Osama Bin Laden were believed to be within seconds of tracking down their man.
The combined intelligence services of theUSA and Britain had after a week of painstaking research, and a quick look at Google maps, finally located the whereabouts of Snowden to a remote location in North Wales.
Whilst an advanced party set out at dawn ascending via the pig track a more sedate and laid back group of SAS took the more leisurely decision to use the toy train. Yet despite using the element of surprise when both parties converged at their designated rendezvous they were greeted with nothing but mist and several bemused sheep.
A government mole known only as "Cader Idris" revealed that intelligence forces are at a loss to explain how Snowden managed to elude their grasp but suspect his escape may be closely linked with the welsh branch of the Julian Assange freedom of information company "Wikileeks"
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