What a pain this turned out to be. 34 entries and most of them were actually pointless.
After sifting through the submissions I have to give some category awards before revealing the result.
Quantity over Quality award goes to Arthur. 10 entries
Fewest Characters Used in a Neat-O Submission goes to Sinnick - ”Balls”
Most Likely to Offend goes to medici2471 - “Angelina Jolie”
Couldn't Agree More Award goes to Sinnick - “Jeremy Clarkson”
The runner up in the “Pointless” Neat-O is …..
“King Harold's death wasn't exactly pointless says historian” by Dick Everyman
and the winner is …..
“Club-footed ballerina faces redundancy...” by NewBiscuit
Congratulations to NewBiscuit and we look forward to your theme.