Quote of the day, from Voltaire and Page 3 Girls
'Those who can make you believe absurd titties can make you commit atrocities.'
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That link gets more and more offensive an innappropriate with each viewing. I started off merely mildly concerned, but shortly I shall be reaching a frothy lather of indignation.
Just in case it was too risque, I deleted the link. After all, I'm a lady!)
If I'd been thinking, I'd have gone with Bubbles Devere.
Please don't misinterpret my irony. And give me the Page 3 link back, dammit... I'm very close to an explosion of moral rectitude, and another viewing or two should get me there....
Here you go. Absurd Titties.
Tsk. As a fully-paid-up, right-on politically-correct Guardian reader, I must protest about the way this apalling video leaves me in a total dither regarding whether I should be more upset by the glamourisation of nasty brutal military hardware or the blatant sexism. They did have nice tits though.
Sing it with me now, while you imagine I can play the harmonica:
tomaytoabsurd titties, I say tomahtoatrocities...
(ha ha, Titus, you have 'tit' in your name.)
Very impressive breasts, although one pair looked a bit overly large for my liking.
Are we going to get a quote every day? My favourite is 'All that it takes for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.'
That's a classic, one whose origins are disputed, but who cares? How you gonna spin it, twist it, shake it all about?
(I think there's a hokey cokey reference in there somewhere.)
I've used it this way in HFH, since the main character is a couch potato who wasted his life: 'All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to sit back and enjoy the show.'
I'd love to see a pithy, daily news spoof version of a famous quote. Maybe a quote of the week, like the Neat-o that we can vote for with stars. (Mine got bumped to chat, so someone up there doesn't like the idea -- at least for the FP.)
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