Is your mobile phone over 3 years old? Did you get it for free by saving tokens from a newspaper with a red masthead? Does it still have mechanical buttons that you actually have to click?
Great news! All of these phones are worth NOTHING. Send them to us and by return of post you will receive NOTHING. We don't recycle phones. We don't give them to charity. We don't send them to the third world. We just do NOTHING.
Do you have an original iPhone? Do you have a greasy-screen touchscreen phone that has never worked properly? Did you buy your mobile because you thought it looked neat? Do you have more than six months of contract left to run? They're all worth NOTHING.
Send them in now, you losers. Spare yourselves the embarrassment. Get rid of them quick. They're all worth absolutely NOTHING. NOW!