Following the 1-1 draw with USA it can be revealled that Wanye Rooney has failed a mandorty Fifa pie test.
Fifa officials became aroused when the England forward was seen to be moving about on the pitch.
A test following the match proved negative for pies, saussage , mash & gravy.
In an exclusive interview , Wanye said 'its the fault of the coach, he said if I stopped taking these things my game would be enhanched',
The England goal keeper has also admitted to using a banned stubstance. In an exclusive interview he adimited to putting oil on his new gloves so they would be in good condition for Englands 3 World cup matches. I wanted to make sure they would last out 3 games he said.
When interviewed about these claims , the England coach declined to comment, saying, ' I sent those guys out to collect as many red & yellow cards as they could & they have let me down'.
A spokesman at 10 Downing street has confirmed that this is not current goverment policy.
Rooney fails Fifa pie test
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Following the 1-1 draw with USA it can be revealled that Wanye Rooney has failed a mandorty Fifa pie test.Posted 6 years ago #
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