In a move designed to parallel the arming of the Free Syrian Army in their struggle against oppressive government, it was agreed today to provide small arms to the international gathering of protesters camped in Enniskillen, a rag-tag assortment of people with different affiliations who are fighting a united cause against 'big government' but with little hope of overall victory.
"The G8 protesters are fighting for a worthy cause", said President Obama today in a press conference, "but they are ill-equipped to take on the governments of some of the largest economies in the world in a secure conference facility".
"We believe that providing military support to these people is the quickest route to achieving a sustainable peace."
The issuing of handguns and small arms will begin at 8.00am tomorrow. The several thousand elite security marksmen surrounding the summit headquarters are authorised to use lethal force if they detect any threat to the lives of the world leaders assembled there.