Bemused world leaders and ministers today bemoaned the lack of a real atmosphere at the G8 summit and have taken steps to bring back that “Seattle feeling” Enniskillen.
German Finance minister told the press “It’s just too dam quiet, there is nothing to keep us occupied or excited, that’s why we are picking on Russia”.
David Cameron remarked that it was symptomatic of today’s Xbox generation and scoffed at suggestion the British youth were being Ironic by passing a good opportunity to riot. Meanwhile conference bad boy Vladimir Putin playfully suggested lending the British, banned punk band Pussy Riot, “Those girls know how to stir things up, instead they give us Paddy Riot, that’s not hot" he winked in a Silvio Berlusconi kind of way.
A spokesperson for the anti-capitalists told pressmen “ A riot if policed properly can be fun, but Northern Ireland, with those nutters and bigots is a Molotov too far! “
Talking before there deployment to the summit Shamus O’Neil for the Republicans and Billy Thompson for the Loyalist told the journalists present “We were looking for our motivation on this one so Billy’s lot has decided to support the Syrian Government and we are going for the rebels, I know it’s a bit typical but you cant teach old “Mad dogs” new tricks, we may even ask them to remove the flags on a couple of days” he chuckled.