For only £1.65m* you could be the proud owner of the JML share issue tax dodger. This revolutionary new device makes influencing slightly less revolutionary, vapid second rate political parties a cinch.
See how the JML share issue tax dodger cuts through annoying compliance problems and makes quick work of all those niggling legal issues allowing you to make a massive donation to the political party of your choosing without the trifling annoyance, that everyone else has to pay, that is tax.
Buy the JML issue tax dodger today and you will receive the new JML Shadow Chancellor Balls**. Good for at least another 23 months the JML Shadow Chancellor Balls allows you to expertly lift opposition spending policy and pass it off as your own in just 2 short years.
It’s slightly dishonest, it’s morally dubious, it’s definitely a tax dodge…it’s the new JML issue tax dodger***.
*Post and Packaging is tax deductible
**JML Shadow Chancellor Balls is shipping due to excess stock.
***Purchase must be declared but it will make no fucking difference.
