Councillors from the town of Gomorrah have ended their link up with the city of Sodom after what was termed an 'inappropriate incident' during their latest visit. Gomorrah Mayor, Phil Mabbuts, explained that the visit had initially been going well, with a visit to a conservation project and a performance by the Sodom youth string quartet "but after we had got through the boring stuff" added Mayor Mabbuts, "it all went horribly wrong."
"We were expecting the usual full treatment, champagne, truffles, spliffs and a few top class hookers but when we entered the hotel suite the Sodom councillors were just sitting round in the steam room wrapped in towels. I can't really describe what happened next, but the full story will emerge at the next council sitting - although that may not be for some time."
A spokeseman for Sodom said bugger all.
