Many congratulations to darkbill whose story ‘Straight man attacked by gang of vicious homosexuals’ was May’s most read and earns her/him a fourth Writer of the Month award. It is nearly three years since this enigmatic writer last won the award and we look forward to her/him revealing precisely no details whatsoever about what she/he has been doing in the meantime. Her/his prize is a NewsBiscuit-sponsored bridegroom to join her/him in holy matrimony/gay marriage.
Honourable mentions also to Skylarking, who had a couple of stories in last month’s top five (‘New pope’s humility getting on everyone’s tits, admit cardinals’ and archive story ‘Madonna foreswears celebrity religion, converts to Methodism’), nickb (‘David Tennant confesses: ‘I am identical triplets’) and Perks (for another archive story, ‘Derek Acorah and spirit guide split because of artistic differences’).
Many thanks for your excellent contributions last month. We enjoyed reading them all, and GCHQ enjoyed reading your private messages.