The soon to be released IOS 7 for Apple products will allow users to take control of unmanned drones as one of its new features.
‘We at Apple are always striving to take personal technology to a new level, first we had the iPod, then the iPhone and iPad, now we have the iDrone,’ boasted Apple CEO Timothy Cook. ‘Leaving your house to smite your enemies is cumbersome but now, with a touch of a button, you can blow everyone into the middle of next week, which is when enough of the person’s remains are recovered for a proper funeral. It also has a share feature, so your friends on Facebook or followers on Twitter can see exactly who you killed.’
Although many have praised the innovation, some have shown reservations. Including iPhone user Robbie Pryde, ‘Yes, being able to kill people at the touch of a button is great but can we please dial back on sharing everything.’