After years of intensive searching, NASA believes it has finally located the planet that Alex Jones is actually from.
'A growing number of people had expressed to us an interest in finding out 'what fucking planet' this guy is from, so we thought we’d look into it.' explained a NASA spokesperson.
'We knew that we could immediately rule out anything within our solar system, plus most of the more sensible-looking objects surrounding nearby stars.' he continued.
'It wasn’t until recently, however, that we spotted a potential candidate in a highly erratic orbit around an incredibly dim star, right on the outer fringes of our galaxy. You could say the whole system was sort of being held at 'outer-spiral-arm’s length', which was our first clue that this could be the one.'
The hunt, for what planet the shock-jock inhabits, is said to have been running alongside, but nothing whatsoever to do with, the scientific community's quest to find planets capable of producing intelligent life.
'Once found, we decided to monitor it, and that's when our suspicions were confirmed. As soon as it knew someone was looking at it, it started behaving even more mentally.'
'Anyway, it got on our tits after a while so we just looked away, but, at least we've got its coordinates now and know where to point the canon.'
'We'll be launching him in the next few days, just as soon as his projected flight path affords a close flyby of the moon. That way, he can get a good look at where we didn't fake fucking the moon landings.'