It's been revealed that David Cameron sold off the British summer 2 years ago to try and pay off some of the national debt. Meteorologists said that explains why we've been going straight from a wet spring to autumn for the past 3 years. Research through the past sales on Ebay has shown the sale of the warm season which went for a disappointing £18.99.
Cameron "Sold off UK summer in 2011"
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Very funny idea. Worth fleshing out for a FP?
Yes, good idea ... Stars.
Ha ha. I thought of an add:
Disputing the claim Communities and Local Government secretary Eric Pickles said the real rot set in under new labor and the coalition were simply honoring their commitment "Everyone knows when Gordon Brown was chancellor he secretly sold off July and August to China"
Glad to see this one make it back as a NiB :)
I don't know why they add an extra day to February in a leap year. Why not add the extra day in July or August so we can get an extra hot day instead of an extra cold day.
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