In the wake of Michael Douglas's throat cancer revelations, medical experts are warning people to beware of the environmental risks of being in the vicinity of a mouth-to-vagina sex act, with some calling for it to be banned outright.
A London brothel owner, who did not wish to be named, said he has already isolated a separate wing of the building for this practice in order to protect his customers' health. “I direct all my oral customers to what we call the C Wing, just past the smoking area”, he said. “The last thing I want is lawsuits”.
Some of the more vigilant health and safety activists are calling for fellatio to be isolated in equal measure; however, one sceptical medic says their fears are “blown out of all proportion”.