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"Murray beaten by Fish at Queens"

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Started 2 years ago by riesler
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riesler

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I don't have a story, but just loved the headline - conjures up a lovely image involving a haddock.

Posted 2 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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Python's fish slapping dance springs to mind

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Murray beaten with fish by Queens?

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr.3374

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The fish was mardy too, apparently.
Murray still to be seen smiling.

Posted 2 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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At least he wasn't battered.

Posted 2 years ago #
sauce

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On a scale of 1 to 10 ...

Posted 2 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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I didn't actually see the match. Was he floundering?

Posted 2 years ago #
sauce

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He put his sole into it but was crabby when he lost.

Posted 2 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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Well, now he's been put in his place, he just needs to get his skates on and prepare for the next match. You don't think all those snappers from the press might have put him off?

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Oh Cod, these puns are dreadful.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Will salmon please stop them?

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Looks like Murray's Wimbledon bream is over...

Posted 2 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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Jeni, you're making a lot of huss about nothing.

Posted 2 years ago #
allmyownstunts

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Eel be back for Wimbledon

Posted 2 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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Victory will depend on brains, not prawn.

Posted 2 years ago #
edward hack

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A Danny Baker classic from a few years ago.....Charlton Athletic back-line was made up of
Young - Fish - Costa - Fortune
and it was too.

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