Lord Voldemorte has been suspended from the Totally Evil Party after the Daily Prophet claimed that he offered to lobby on behalf undercover reporters posing as representatives of a fake company. Lord Voldermorte responded; "I deny all, well some, wrongdoing. These reporters misled me by use of polyjuice potion."
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Lord Voldemorte suspended over lobbying claim
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How dare you speak the Dark Lord's name? And spell it wrong? (no second 'e'.)
Expelliarmus!
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