I wouldn't be hugely surprised if this hasn't been done.
Man who almost died during sex didn't know if he was coming or going.
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If it makes you groan, it's a good'un. Sometimes it's an old'un... but it's still a good'un.
Reminded me of this old'un....
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
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