Kevin Reynolds, a 34-year-old Gloucestershire man experienced tremendous relief after having accidentally come across K-pop. Lately he has been under a lot of stress and had some pre-midlife crisis existential worry, as he has not yet accomplished anything he had once hoped for. He has also become increasingly 'bummed out' about death and the ephemeral nature of life and everything in it. But now it's over.
'I just think that now I can go knowing with certainty that I won't miss out on anything once I'm gone,' he said. 'This music makes it all not worth it.' He emphasized how the sudden loss of value in life was really a welcome improvement. He explained: 'It's not just Psy. It's all of them. But really, I'm thankful cause I had this nagging feeling but now it's gone.'
Mr Reynolds went on a rant, saying 'it sort of cancels everything out that we have achieved as a species. I saw a music video where people just shook their butt around. And then I saw another one and it was all the same. That convinced me that it's okay that I have never read War and Peace.'
He is eagerly awaiting Psy's new sequel to his previous sequel, and then the sequel to that. 'You know, you've gotta have something not to look forward to. Now death seems interesting,' he added. 'And all thanks to K-pop.'
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