Well, I'm going to "powder my nose" then I'm off to the shops, and possibly for a walk. So, maybe an hour, OK? I will keep an eye out for Wrenfoe's mum. Just saying.
I am just popping out
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What's that thing in the middle of your nose called? You know; The bit that falls out when you "powder" it too much.
Your call is important to us, even though we have popped out. Please leave a message and we will attend to it when we have popped back. Beep.
PS powder your nose = have a shit
Thanks for that. I'm back now. Anything happened?
@nickb - I assume there was a typo in "possibly for a walk"...
When mrsalloneword wanted to actually go and try and destroy her septum with large amounts of cocaine she would use the euphamism "go and have a shit". For the first 3 years of marriage I suspected that irritable bowel syndrome made her paranoid and twitchy but ultimately the slightly manic life and soul of the local baptist church scene.
If I had known that before the completition of the divorce proceedings then I might have got my hands on a larger chunk of her fortune. As it was my claims that I wished for a divorce because my wife poos too often fell on unsympathetic judicial ears.
Still, at least she got the kids.
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