Lucas Films was unwilling to confirm today that it is in discussion with Imperial Tobacco to use its brand new Bristol Headquarters, known to insiders as the Death Star, in the new Star Wars movies being filmed in the UK. However, Imperial chairwoman, Alison Cooper said, "We are delighted to be working on this project. Imperial has been bringing death to planet Earth on an industrial scale for decades now. Our new HQ will enable us to be even more effective in exporting death to emerging markets, so doubling as the new Death Star is a natural fit."
Imperial Tobacco HQ to double as Death Star
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