'I had no idea' said the PM ' I was hoping to bump into Nic and Carla, find a nice little charcuterie - take a runny piece of ripe brie and a cheeky little dry white down to the beach and catch up on a couple of hours sunbathing.
But I end up in this God forsaken hole, Pagistan or something.
Ever since I arrived I've had those big ugly hairy creatures with packs on their backs spitting at me every time I walk past. What are they called...oh yes, squaddies, that's the fellow.
Christ knows why Peter Mayle used to rave about this place. I think it's shite.
Anybody know what time the tide is coming in?
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Cameron horrified to discover Helmand Province is not on Cote d'Azur
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