The Monaco Grand Prix has astonished statisticians with an extraordinary level of tossership. A professor of mathematics explained; "Obviously, Monaco starts fairly high in the waste of space stakes, and the Grand Prix always attracts a good range of upper class pillocks. When David Hasselhoff, Cameron Diaz and Chris Evans are all in the same place at the same time, you know that the tosspot measure is creeping up. But then someone spotted Jeremy Clarkson and the needle went off the scale; what a day!"
Monaco Grand Prix breaks world tosser record
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