It has long been tradition for moron’s to don the guise of the culprit of the most publicized tragedy of year, which is why assholes up and down the land were last night celebrating the recent attack in London.
‘I take Halloween very seriously,’ said student Trevor, ‘I begin planning on November 1st so I can create the most offense possible. It was looking like the Boston bomber, which would have been rubbish cause, who’s even going to recognize him? Then this guy comes along; all crazy eyes, and bloody hands, he even has a gimmick with the meat cleaver, thank you God.’
‘I also like to send my thanks to the news media for beaming his face across the world. Before they did that, he was just a mad person but now he’s an icon. Everyone in the world has looked into his eyes and listened to his reasoning, he’s a man to be worshiped now and while that may lead to problems for the country down the line, it also means everyone will know who I am this October 31st.’