Very much a toss up this week. Mr Hack's paeon to onanism and QorbeQ's worryingly realistic hospitalisation of our Wayne Rooney. Good support from Andhrimnir with the demise of the bathing Welshman, and Stunts surreal snippet on Ant 'n' Dec.
On balance the winner by a fag paper must be QorbeQ, but only because I dislike Wayne Rooney so intensely.
Over to you my son.