"He has an expemplary record for killing large numbers of people in his hospitals, being proud of it and being convinced that he is the best man for the job" said a spokesman for the appointments board. "So it has been difficult to find anyone adequate to replace Sir David Nicholson. However, we believe President Assad will be a reasonable substitute."
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President Assad To Leave Syria & Take Over British NHS.
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He'd have to take the hypocritic oath first...
Posted 5 years ago # -
Somebody beat you to it:
Assad didn't make the shortlist though.
Posted 5 years ago # -
@VCG: yeah, i read that, and it was good, but my angle was more about Assasd than Nicholson. I posted an earler version, long before Nicholson was booted out, when he had arrogantly declared that "he was the best man for the job", just after Assad had made an almost identical statement and then gone on to kill hundreds in Syrian hospitals (but fewer than Nicholson in British hospitals) by ordering his troops to bomb them.
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