I nominate Sky News website for 'New A-Roo-val' after Mr & Mrs Rooney's new baby.
Piss-poor headline of the week.
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OK, so what terrible Rooney puns can we come up with ? I'll start.
Steve McClaren buys Wayne Rooney and Coleen a fondue set :
How about "Spud faced moron breeds with chavy wife"?
In a childish food-fight at a French Restaurant, a dollop of cooked flour and butter hit Wayne on the nose.
The chef has decided to name the dish in honour of the incident and put it on the menu.
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