Bill Gates regained the title of World's Richest Man after taking out a loan from Wonga of 5 trillion dollars.
'I saw their ad on my 58 TVs,' he said today. 'The old people looked so nice and friendly, so I thought "What a great idea!" It makes me the world's richest man again, which is a title I'm proud of.
'And it's a great deal I got. Borrowing 5 trillion dollars at the rate of 9,385% every 5 minutes means, according to the free Microsoft calculator in Windows 9, I only have to repay $8.29. That shows just how clever I am!'