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Started 9 months ago by Sister Maureen
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Sister Maureen

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I am a ward sister for a specialist psychosis unit in Berkshire and my patients complain that their NewsBiscuit profiles keep getting blocked.

Is there a way that twenty or thirty contributors can take turns in sharing the same IP address and web browser, please?

They're not allowed to leave the ward and they're not allowed to write on the walls, so your assistance in this matter will be immensely helpful to the patients and greatly appreciated by our caretaker.

Thank you.

Sister Maureen

Posted 9 months ago #
Wrenfoe

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Worth a bump lol

Posted 9 months ago #
Not My Real Name

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Wrenfoe,

I may be wrong but I've a nasty feeling that you got your avatar from a press photograph of Nigel Farage.

For that or some other reason, I tend to find your comments amusing.

Posted 9 months ago #
nickb

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Wrenfoe is actually two people. Wrenfoe and his or her mother. First time we've had a mum n son/daughter team under one name, but I think it will bring a much needed calm to these pages.

Posted 9 months ago #
Not My Real Name

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You come here for calm?

Posted 9 months ago #
Wrenfoe

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Thanks - I'm now a loony eyed/Norman Bates mash-up :D

Posted 9 months ago #
NewBiscuit

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We want cake! Boinnggg!

Posted 9 months ago #
nickb

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cake?

Posted 9 months ago #
Titus

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Cake? Cake? Where where? I like cake. I want cake.

Posted 9 months ago #
bonjonelson

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Beware. One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.

Posted 9 months ago #
Arthur

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Having conducted extensive academic research on the subject, I have no idea what "cake" means in this context.

This is despite my being able to make a mean Victoria sponge in less than 45 minutes.

Posted 9 months ago #
bonjonelson

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> Having conducted extensive academic research on the subject

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chris+morris+cake

Posted 9 months ago #
Arthur

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Ah! I didn't think to look on the web.

Thanks, Bonjo.

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