Scottish Nationalists were cock a hoop last night after fifteen of their crack troops found a small middle aged man in a pub, threatened him with violence and told him to go back to his country.
They took the unusual step of employing racism, instant judgement and bigotry after a tip off that the man might be prejudiced. Taking no chances, they went in sufficient numbers to shout him down if he tried any conversational tactics. Only the police prevented a lynching that would have crowned a magnificent victory for freedom, democracy and equality.
"I fucking hate bigotry," said one of the freedom fighters, "and if I see someone I suspect of being small minded, I'm going to get a big mob together and kick his head in, no questions asked."
