The government have decided to encourage the so-called "private sector" to increase the amount of currency in the economy; a technique known as "quantitive easing". A government spokesman explained; "The private sector can do things quicker and more cheaply, so it makes sense for the production of rhino to be moved out of public ownership. However, this will be under strict controls - having a license to print money isn't, er, a license to print money."
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Government appeal to counterfeiters to help with "quantitive easing"
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