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Started 9 months ago by Wrenfoe
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Wrenfoe

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I know how techno-phobic we all are but if any of our writers/readers want to chat on twitter I thought that a thread where people post their contact details might be worth having?

Anyway...I'm @Wrenfoe

(which sounds like the start of a recovering alcoholic routine)

I'll happily follow you if you follow me

(which now sounds like a stalker support group!)

*and generally get the creative juices flowing for future NB articles

Posted 9 months ago #
Sinnick

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I never chat online.

Oh.

Posted 9 months ago #
beau-jolly

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I'm @shaftesburywine. There are a few biscuits and a few Haroldite already there if you want to ~~stalk~~ follow them. My stuff is mostly wine trade related though.

Posted 9 months ago #
Wrenfoe

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Consider yourself stalked, good sir!

(Feel free to poke me towards the NBs on your follow list)

Posted 9 months ago #
Brenda SugarTits69

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I'm @RealSugarTits69

Posted 9 months ago #
Wrenfoe

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I'll follow you - but I bet typing @RealSugarTits69 pops a red flag with the IT Department at my work place

Posted 9 months ago #
beau-jolly

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A while ago I had a go at Twitter and left confused. I then had another go and got into it. The 2nd go is my live business feed. The first one was under my own name. Here's the issue. I couldn't remember the name! Then I remembered I had just 2 followers; my daughters. So trawling through their 100s of followings I found myself! Guess what the name is! Yup its @beaujolly FFS! Now I'll have to try and migrate my non-trade followings/followers over there. What a twit!

Posted 9 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Aaaagh! I just managed to get both accounts up and running at the same time so I could have work on one and private on the other. Confused the hell out of my lap top which got very hot and plinked off. Sure the two are not connected but Aaaaagh! Just managed to fire it back up and hastily back up mu accounts and buying files.

Posted 9 months ago #
Wrenfoe

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Are you sure you haven't wandered into Christopher Nolan's latest screenplay? - multiple realities, multiple twitter accounts, Guy Pearce looking confused, etc

Posted 9 months ago #
Al OPecia

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Twitter frightens me. Far too easy to commit libel whilst drunk.

Posted 9 months ago #
Stan Laurel

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See my NB profile.

Posted 9 months ago #
beau-jolly

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I'm looking for a # to nominate worst/most irritating/stupidest/rudest customer of the day. Those you have to smile at through gritted teeth while thinking FFS! I usually go home and rant but much more immdiate to Tweet it.
That sort of Aaaaaagh! Why do I have a shop moment. For example: The woman who wanted a 1987 Vintage Port and kept saying "Yes I know but it must be 1987" every time I told her 1987 was not declared. Then wanted a good Claret that would need 20 years to mature but it had to be 2012. I told her it wasn't bottled yet and she said "Yes I know but I need 2012" I told her I could sell her exactly what she needed but not until May 2015. "Yes I know but I need it for tommorrow".

Deep breath. Any # suggestions? @beaujolly

Posted 9 months ago #
Al OPecia

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How about "Before I sell you this bottle of 2018 Chateau Le Feet, could you tell me who wrote Beethoven's Eroica Symphony"?

Posted 9 months ago #
FlashArry

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Just tazer the bitch

Posted 9 months ago #
Al OPecia

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Was it Christine Hamilton - she's not that good with numbers.

Posted 9 months ago #
Scroat

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I've tweeted you I think

Posted 9 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Scroat are you L.L Cuminmybatch?

Posted 9 months ago #
Scroat

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Er - no. Thanks for asking though.

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