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Use of blow up dolls divides Muslim fundamentalists
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Posted 4 years ago #
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Are they suicide blondes Dick?
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Not sure if blondes go down well in Baghdad BL...
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needs some text, really. It is an intriguing idea - could go anywhere!
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Perhaps instead of stars we could have a 0 to 40virgins scoring system?
5* for me for now
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@nickb
needs some text, really.
Didn't want to blow it up out of all proportion as I only meant it to be a ticker...
@Ironduke
Ta for stars and scoring with virgins sounds like a splendid idea!
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Not sure if blondes go down well in Baghdad
...must...resist...obvious...sexist...gag...
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Yes Arry...also lends itself to a subtle play on words...
Not sure if blondes go down wells in Baghdad
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Or if blonde bags go down in Wells.
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... and now we're getting Muslim Matrimonials
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OK so long as they reamin 3 miles away.
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It's the punchline to the old(ish) joke:
A man goes into a sex shop and asks for a blow up doll.
'Male or female?' says the assistant.
'Female of course.'
'White or brown?'
'White.'
'Christian or Muslim?'
'What's the difference?'
'The Muslim ones blow themselves up.'Posted 4 years ago # -
Nice line!
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In related news, Al-Qaeda is to make its own version of the popular childrens' cartoon Dora the Explorer for radical youths. It is to be called Doda the Exploder.
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