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Use of blow up dolls divides Muslim fundamentalists

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Started 6 months ago by Dick Everyman
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Semtex Sindy ?

Dick Everyman

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Posted 6 months ago #
blacklesbian

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Are they suicide blondes Dick?

Posted 6 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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Not sure if blondes go down well in Baghdad BL...

Posted 6 months ago #
nickb

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needs some text, really. It is an intriguing idea - could go anywhere!

Posted 6 months ago #
Ironduke

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Perhaps instead of stars we could have a 0 to 40virgins scoring system?

5* for me for now

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Dick Everyman

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@nickb

needs some text, really.

Didn't want to blow it up out of all proportion as I only meant it to be a ticker...

@Ironduke

Ta for stars and scoring with virgins sounds like a splendid idea!

Posted 6 months ago #
FlashArry

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Not sure if blondes go down well in Baghdad

...must...resist...obvious...sexist...gag...

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Dick Everyman

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Yes Arry...also lends itself to a subtle play on words...

Not sure if blondes go down wells in Baghdad

Posted 6 months ago #
Titus

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Or if blonde bags go down in Wells.

Posted 6 months ago #
FlashArry

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... and now we're getting Muslim Matrimonials

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Titus

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OK so long as they reamin 3 miles away.

Posted 6 months ago #
John Wiltshire

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It's the punchline to the old(ish) joke:

A man goes into a sex shop and asks for a blow up doll.
'Male or female?' says the assistant.
'Female of course.'
'White or brown?'
'White.'
'Christian or Muslim?'
'What's the difference?'
'The Muslim ones blow themselves up.'

Posted 6 months ago #
Wrenfoe

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Nice line!

Posted 6 months ago #
Oxbridge

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In related news, Al-Qaeda is to make its own version of the popular childrens' cartoon Dora the Explorer for radical youths. It is to be called Doda the Exploder.

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