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Use of blow up dolls divides Muslim fundamentalists

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Started 11 months ago by Dick Everyman
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Semtex Sindy ?

Dick Everyman

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Posted 11 months ago #
blacklesbian

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Are they suicide blondes Dick?

Posted 11 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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Not sure if blondes go down well in Baghdad BL...

Posted 11 months ago #
nickb

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needs some text, really. It is an intriguing idea - could go anywhere!

Posted 11 months ago #
Ironduke

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Perhaps instead of stars we could have a 0 to 40virgins scoring system?

5* for me for now

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Dick Everyman

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@nickb

needs some text, really.

Didn't want to blow it up out of all proportion as I only meant it to be a ticker...

@Ironduke

Ta for stars and scoring with virgins sounds like a splendid idea!

Posted 11 months ago #
FlashArry

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Not sure if blondes go down well in Baghdad

...must...resist...obvious...sexist...gag...

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Dick Everyman

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Yes Arry...also lends itself to a subtle play on words...

Not sure if blondes go down wells in Baghdad

Posted 11 months ago #
Titus

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Or if blonde bags go down in Wells.

Posted 11 months ago #
FlashArry

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... and now we're getting Muslim Matrimonials

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Titus

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OK so long as they reamin 3 miles away.

Posted 11 months ago #
John Wiltshire

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It's the punchline to the old(ish) joke:

A man goes into a sex shop and asks for a blow up doll.
'Male or female?' says the assistant.
'Female of course.'
'White or brown?'
'White.'
'Christian or Muslim?'
'What's the difference?'
'The Muslim ones blow themselves up.'

Posted 11 months ago #
Wrenfoe

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Nice line!

Posted 11 months ago #
Oxbridge

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In related news, Al-Qaeda is to make its own version of the popular childrens' cartoon Dora the Explorer for radical youths. It is to be called Doda the Exploder.

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