Mother Nature has revealed she has "nothing particular against vacuums, and I do wish people would stop saying I abhor them."
Speaking through a Newsbiscuit contributer, she continued, "I'll tell you what I do find abhorrent though. Religious nuts who say it's all down to God. It blinking well isn't. Grass and leaves and stuff. That's me. Dinosaurs. That was me. Periods. Not one of my most popular evolutionary ideas, but yes, I came up with that solution - and I'll take the stick for it. All the above took me millions of years of hard, hard graft. Like wearing down pebbles to make beaches. Do you think I enjoy doing that? Tedious as hell.
But vacuums? They are quite nice.