Georgie Porgie was arrested by officers from Operation Yewtree in a dawn raid this morning.
Following the raid, Chief Inspector Phillips said: 'We have it on very good authority that Georgie Porgie has kissed the girls and made them cry. We have reason to believe that the girls were underage, and therefore would make good headlines.'
We understand that Georgie Porgie tried to run away when the boys in blue came out to play policemen.
When asked why he had arrested a fictional character, Chief Inspector Phillips said: 'Because we've arrested everyone else.'