You are cordially invited to an exclusive party this evening at the old BBC Staff restaurant in West Kensington. This invitation is only open to former BBC employees who starred in popular radio and television programmes in the 1960s and 1970s. There will be a lot of free champagne and posh nibbles and other 'stuff' if you know what I mean. Please bring a young 'friend' if you have one, but don't worry if you don't there will be plenty available on the night.
Hope we will see you there
I Knacker (Head of BBC Reunions)