SWP Productions has unveiled the new, intelligent Bob Crow 2.0, an automated system which could, quite literally, revolutionise business.
Unlike previous revolutionary business technology, Crow 2.0 really is evocative of bloody class struggles that have left thousands of casualites on either side and imposed a new social order that ended up being as unpalatable as previous hierarchies.
'Crow 2.0 is nothing like the American revolution. In fact, it's a whole paradigm shift away from the outdated concept of founding fathers and fair minded constitutions. Crow 2.0 combines the bloodiest aspects of the french revolution, with the class hatred of the russian revolution and the technolgy from the industrial revolution,' said sales and marketing director Paul Hales. "Crow 2.0 will literally revolutionise your business, causing bloodshed, bitter internal divisions and lots of smoke.'