At a press conference today, Sir Alex Ferguson angrily denied that night follows day.
'That's absolute nonsense!' he stormed. 'Who told you that? Eh? Have I ever said that night follows day? No I haven't! So don't you go telling me that you know that night follows day because it doesn't! I categorically deny that night follws day and that's an end to it!'
At another press conference after that, Sir Alex Ferguson announced that night categorically follows day.