Funnyman David Walliams is today celebrating the creation of his first new comedy idea in well over a decade - the creation of a human being. Following several years of peddling the same, asexual, laugh-free skits which have challenged taboos on both sides of the Atlantic, Walliams has , on this occasion, sought to stretch the boundaries of a all decent comprehension.
Sources close to Walliams admit even they were surprised at the lengths the 'Little Britain' front man would go to. An insider admits, "I can't quite believe this has happened so suddenly. Only yesterday I was talking to David and, well, he displayed no signs at all of being pregnant."
Whilst Walliams himself was unavailable for comment, his life--long comedy partner, Matt Lucas, was also unavailable for comment.