'We're also throwing in a bung so large it will fill their bloody leak in one hit' said a flustered F.A. Spokesman David Davies. 'Next time theres a friendly fire incident out in Afghanistan we want the result reversed and our money back' added a very pissed off Davies 'and i'm buying my fuel from anywhere except bloody BP'.
England agree to throw opening game to appease U.S over oil slick
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