BAFTA winning Celebrity Dawn Raid, by Scotland Yard Productions (the showbiz wing of what was once the Metropolitan Police) has won a second series. The smash hit reality oppression show is to be syndicated on all Leveson approved TV station.
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The show has already created its own genre, spawning a series of imitators, such as Jackboots and Jailhouse, House Arrest and Big Brothers Boot in the Face.
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