Following his win at the Snooker World Championship, Ronnie O'Sullivan announced that he has realised that there is a connection between playing snooker and receiving money.
'I think I've got it now,' he said. 'What appens is - yer play snooker and win fings, and then someone gives yer a wad of dosh. And when yer retires, which measn you ain't playing no snooker no more, then no-one gives yer no money. Cos I fort that it didn't matter whevver yer retired or not they would still load up yer bank balance, so that's why I kept on retiring, cos I fort well why bovver playin when yer gets cash anyway. But it don't appen like that - yer has to play yer snooker and then the money comes rolling in - and rolling out again to pay all me school fees and fings.
'Oo'd of fort fings could get so complicated?'