Hundreds of Syrians have fled coastal areas attempting to escape Michael Gove’s relentless changes to the sixth form sector.
Gruesome videos posted on the web appeared to show massacres of schemes of work and lesson plan cleansing. Mass graves of IB, BTEC and GCSE have been found alongside mutilated and burnt A/S syllabuses. Red Cross observers have referred to it as: “the act of brutal dictator, obsessed with creationism and latin vocab.”
The BBC’s Jim Muir in neighbouring Lebanon said: “Middle class parents are pulling their children out of the public sector as fast as they can. The constant barrage of Gove initiatives is seeing one qualification rendered worthless, after another.”
The former News International war criminal, Gove, has turned staff rooms and playgrounds into ghost towns. While 87% of the Syrians are Muslim, he plans to provide each citizen with a copy of the King James Bible. Ignoring literacy rates of over 80%, the Secretary of State has promised to ” academise them back into the 1950s!”
Labour has promised to reverse Gove’s A-level plans, but this may be hampered by the U.N. no-flying pigs zone.