I've got this little catch phrase running through my head - "I'll 'ave a 'arf" - said by a little, flat capped character called, I think, Jacko, in a TV sitcom many years ago.
What programme was it in? Was it that one about Pledge's pickle factory, with Hylda Baker and Jimmy Jewel? Or am I totally wrong?
Please help - this is driving me crazeeee.