Following losses in local elections across England, David Cameron has announced a change in policy to support skiving Britons.
Speaking at a hastily assembled press conference, the Prime Minister said: "Of course, man! My thinking had become very uptight, very un-Dave. Hard workers ARE the problem, man, that's what voters are trying to tell us.
"They come over here and steal our jobs and all that. You're not not wrong, Farage, you're just an asshole!"
He added: "Hey! The Dave abides!"